Wednesday, July 2, 2008

The French's war Jokes

The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.

You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people.

Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.

War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II.

Raise your right hand if you like the French ... raise both hands if you are French.

Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII? And that's because it was raining.


Anonymous said...

Concernng wars, America won the last one in 1945. After this, they did not win any more war and alsways went back to the USA as loosers. Right?

JuanR said...

to the anonymous above me....concerning France, all those jokes are true so what's your point...Not all French hate America and many honor what Americans did on June 6, 1944. They owe their freedom to the thousands of Allied troops during WW2, the majority of which were Americans. As for after 1945, they went back to the US after realizing the massive amount of supplies and manpower they were wasting on worthless piece of shit countries wasn't being received with any gratitude whatsoever. America has gone to help out other nations many many times with varying reception. Any war they didn't win was because of retarded politics, not because of a failure in military might. Anyone with an IQ over 10 realizes the superiority of the American military. Stop being a hate-filled idiot and learn some history.